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Date	Headline	Description	#
25-Mar-2025	Private Markets Get More Public	Also equity funding costs, buying the dip, Endeavor, litigation funding arbitrage and accountant narcissism.	Request summary
24-Mar-2025	There’s a Stock Exchange for Lawsuits	Litigation finance, Endeavor closed, 23andMe went bankrupt, insider trading selfies, Swiss bank accounts and lottery winners.	Request summary
20-Mar-2025	Netflix Producer Traded Instead	Also personalized deposit rates, QXO buys Beacon Roofing, ‘my car cost more than this’ and a lottery winner.	Request summary
19-Mar-2025	Everyone Wants Debt, Not Equity	Dividend recaps, hedge fund analysts, TD Bank AML, Goldman Sachs succession, X valuation, perpetual strife and lottery financial engineering.	Request summary
18-Mar-2025	Strategy Sells Perpetual Strife	Also lottery ETFs, investment bank staffers, 24/5 clearing and AI that sells itself.	Request summary
17-Mar-2025	Spies in the Sales Slack	Also Chevron merger arbitrage, private rooms in dark pools and art liquidations.	Request summary
13-Mar-2025	You Need Regulators to Deregulate	Also private-credit restructuring capacity, Binance World Liberty and watch correlation.	Request summary
12-Mar-2025	Investment Bankers Don’t Work for Free	Also the American Dream mall is open, coal companies as climate solutions and round-number stock prices.	Request summary
11-Mar-2025	Hedge Funds Need to Know the Weather	Also private credit liquidity, yellow pine futures, Polymarket regulatory entrepreneurship and symbolically significant desks.	Request summary
10-Mar-2025	Arbs Want to Appraise Endeavor	Also a QXO/Beacon deal, a walnut investment vehicle and a Neom update.	Request summary
6-Mar-2025	Steak Dinners Sell ETFs	First Trust, Aspiration Partners, Millennium equity and Bitcoin reserves.	Request summary
5-Mar-2025	There Was a Texas Lottery Arbitrage	Also 23andMe’s board dynamics, Bio-Techne’s stock options and Goldman’s vice presidents.	Request summary
4-Mar-2025	Citi Hit Another Wrong Button	Also the big four hedge funds, memecoins are not securities, the CFPB gives up on Capital One and betting on the pope.	Request summary
3-Mar-2025	Citi Keeps Hitting the Wrong Buttons	Also losing a billion dollars is cool, CEO personal conduct, the crypto strategic reserve, State Street vs. BlackRock and structured finance is also cool.	Request summary
27-Feb-2025	Buy Infowars for the Memes	Also asking questions about Tesla, bribing auditors and Never Alone Capital.	Request summary
26-Feb-2025	Robots Will Write the Macro Forecasts	Also BlackRock’s DEI-linked loans, Tesla’s related-party accounting and AI resumes for junior bankers.	Request summary
25-Feb-2025	The Job Is Service But the Goal Is Monetization	Also Elon Musk’s SEC case and wearables data for insurance.	Request summary
24-Feb-2025	JPMorgan Wants to Lend Companies Money	Also Adderall causes insider trading, predicting startup funding, pig butchering a bank and the executive vice chairman of Cantor Fitzgerald is also a DJ.	Request summary